fullmetal-woolchemist

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

wishingiwereacat
groovychainsaws:

American education

Pretty much :( with the crappy education most are getting in the middle and high schools nowadays, the colleges are forced to take up the slack making the Bachelor’s degrees of today worth as much to employers as the high school diplomas of yesteryear. You used to see in the requirements “at least high school education” now it’s “at least a Bachelors’ degree”Not to mention that EVERYONE goes to college now, so that also deflates the value of Bachelor’s degrees. Reminds me of the quote from The Incredibles: “And when everyone is super? No one will be!”

groovychainsaws:

American education

Pretty much :( with the crappy education most are getting in the middle and high schools nowadays, the colleges are forced to take up the slack making the Bachelor’s degrees of today worth as much to employers as the high school diplomas of yesteryear. You used to see in the requirements “at least high school education” now it’s “at least a Bachelors’ degree”
Not to mention that EVERYONE goes to college now, so that also deflates the value of Bachelor’s degrees. Reminds me of the quote from The Incredibles: “And when everyone is super? No one will be!”

fullmetal-woolchemist

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

We in the New England region also have marshmallows as a major crop… Come harvest time they start getting huge, and then they are shipped off to factories to be cut to size for your hot chocolate and/or stored for the winter until next summer’s s’mores!

browndresswithwhitedots
You never wear a wristwatch, do you?"
“No. If I wear one I look at it all the time. Then I feel like a slave to it.”
“But what do you do when you need to know what time it is? What if you have an appointment?”
“Time is all around if you just look closely. There are clocks in store windows, in displays, in ads, on the street. Right now start counting. At the same time start looking for a clock. If you’re in the city it’s very rare to get all the way to thirty before you can find what time it is. Jewelry store windows, appliance stores….”
“If you carry a cellphone there’s a clock on in too.”
“But you’re being too practical. Of course it’s on your cellphone, but I’d rather do a little search for the time, you know, pay more attention to my surroundings and find it that way.
the-firebrand

cartoonology:

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what the ideal work environment would look like for me. I’d want to work closely with teammates who become best friends, and we’d collaborate on fun projects and be creative on our own schedule. Some sense of direction from a boss, but no direct hovering supervision and no pressure to stick with a company style. Just us being ourselves and designing our own means to an end with freedom for trial and error. Plus opportunities to travel and wear whatever we want to work.

And then I realized: Team Rocket. The dream job I’ve been thinking of is Team Rocket.

You also just described Valve…